Ricky Gervais roasts Timberlake

TIMBERLAKE OF TEARS

Hello and welcome to The Shock Exchange in the week that Justin Timberlake suffered the ultimate indignity. No, not the fact he was arrested on DWI charges after being pulled over in the Hamptons.

What will really have hurt is that the cop who booked him didn’t recognise that he was a huge star – even after he said his name.

Justin is reported to have said under his breath: “This is going to ruin the tour,” to which the officer asked: “What tour?” Justin replied: “The world tour.” Cry. Me. A. River.

WHO’S HOT, WHO’S NOT

▲ Jennifer Lopez - Ben split rumors grow as she goes solo in Italy

▲ Ariana Grande - Explains drastic voice changes in a viral video

▲ Georgia May Jagger - Mick’s daughter reveals she’s pregnant

▼ Kanye West - cranks up the weirdness in beekeeper outfit

▼ Clint Eastwood - Movie legend seen aged 94 at daughter’s wedding

▼ Billy Ray Cyrus - Country music star hits back at estranged wife

▼ BRIT OF SHADE

Everyone was looking to Britney Spears to see how she would react to her ex Justin’s arrest - and she did not disappoint.

The star, who recently accused Timbers of “talking s*** about me on the streets”, responded with a picture of a single cocktail, writing: “It’s the little things you know.”

Why are fans going so mad? Because Justin claimed he was pulled over after drinking… a single cocktail. A Martini to be precise, if you know how to make one of them, Britney.

▲ COMEBACK KATE

Look who’s back, back again. Princess Kate aka the Princess of Wales aka Kate Middleton aka K-Middy returned to public life at the weekend.

The young (ish) royal, who is battling cancer, made her first public appearance in six months at Trooping the Colour, a huge horses-and-soliders jamboree to celebrate the King’s birthday.

As always the lip readers delivered the lines that summed it up best, with her Prince Louis, 6, reported to have asked Kate: "Can I play with the beads?" She replied: "No. I need you to concentrate on the parade." Royal life eh.

▼ KEVIN’S ROYAL RUMBLE

Now here’s a movie we’d really like to see. Kevin Costner takes on the Royal family in a battle to the… hang on, this isn’t actually a film?

The actor, 69, has claimed the Royals “turned on” him after he said Princess Diana was going to appear in a sequel to 90s hit The Bodyguard.

He said it got “uglier and uglier” until he called them out, against the advice of Sarah, Duchess of York (yes. she was involved too). Kev claimed he insisted: “If you don't stop, I'm gonna start.” Please make this a movie.

Q: POP QUIZ

As we know Jennifer Lopez is facing what many are reporting as a bit of marital disharmony with Ben Affleck.

The singer has been married many times (and engaged twice). But can you name the famous four who walked down the aisle with J.Lo?

Scroll down for the answer.

▲ CRUISE CONTROL

Suri Cruise, 18, has graduated from school, attending the only prom in New York mobbed by the paparazzi.

Tom’s daughter with Katie Holmes was a genuine lookalike of her mum in a floral dress, grinning as she went into the venue with her prom date.

However, the Dawson’s Creek star was nowhere to be seen and Tom, from whom she is thought to be estranged (they haven’t been seen since 2012 and she recently went by the name Suri Noelle) was over in London.

▼ CRISS CROSS

Who had ‘Chrissy Teigan’s dirty bathwater’ on their news Bingo card this week? Us neither but that’s what everyone was talking about when John Legend filmed his wife in the tub.

Viewers flocked to the comments to remark on the pond-like murky green hue of the water - and the model really wasn’t having any of it.

She hit back: “Currently getting roasted online for being dirty because no one listened the the audio where I say I’m soaking off body makeup (to shower after!)”

▲ TAYLOR WINS AGAIN

Taylor Swift didn’t get the warmest reception after touching down in London for her Eras tour - with protestors breaking into an airport to target her jet.

A group from the pressure group Just Stop Oil, fresh from an attack on Stonehenge, aimed for another inanimate object when they stormed Stansted airfield.

However, it appears they couldn’t track down the singer’’s jet - so decided to target two random planes with orange paint, before being arrested. You can try to outwit Taylor but, as Kim Kardashian knows, you probably won’t succeed…

A: POP QUIZ

So Jennifer Lopez has been married four times - but did you manage to name this lot? The first one is especially hard. They are:

Ojani Noa (1997-8), a Cuban waiter

Cris Juss (2001-3), her one-time backing dancer

Marc Anthony (2004-14), the top-selling salsa artist of all time

Ben Affleck (2022-present), star of He’s Just Not That Into You

UNDER THE RADAR

Here’s some other stories you might have missed this week…

• Kylie Jenner cried after being roasted for her looks by online trolls

• Matthew McConaughey reveals why he 'had to leave Hollywood’

• Katy Perry under fire for working with controversial producer Dr Luke

• R'n'B legends Nelly and Ashanti secretly tie the knot

• Pregnant Hailey Bieber shows off her baby bump