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THE EX FACTOR
Hello and welcome to The Shock Exchange in the week that we saw two sets of A-listers together that we really didn’t expect.
First up, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West - with the rapper reportedly leaving wife Bianca Censori and her thong/pillow combo to spend his 10th wedding anniversary with his ex watching their daughter North in The Lion King (she was the star, of course).
Elsewhere in LA there was a sighting of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez who - amid a storm of rumors that their marriage is over - went to their daughter Violet’s graduation. Bennifer united! (Well, for now.)
WHO’S HOT, WHO’S NOT
▲ Nicole Kidman - strips off for steamy scene with Zac Efron
▲ Kate Middleton - said to have ‘turned a corner’ after cancer diagnosis
▲ Bradley Cooper - shows off his cooking skills (what CAN’T he do?) onstage
▼ Bruce Willis - spike as daughter Rumer delivers update on his health
▼ Kylie Kelce - drama as she’s yelled at on date night with Jason
▼ Howard Stern - as Kathie Lee Gifford ends their decades-long ‘feud’
▼ RAGING BULLS***
Robert DeNiro is not a man to be messed with - but one Trump supporter tried anyway, sparking a bizarre tangle with the Raging Bull star.
The actor, who hates the ex-President with such passion he once threatened to punch him, was speaking at the courthouse where he was found guilty. However, a group of Donald supporters yelled that he was “washed up” and a “nobody” whose “movies suck”.
“F*** you,” De Niro shot back. However, there was at least one fan in the audience. The political mud-slinging was briefly interrupted by the cry: “I loved you in 'Taxi Driver!” Now there’s a modern reference.
▼ PRINCE IN A PINCH
Prince Harry binned off his gilded life of historic palaces and royal courtiers to live a humble existence in a - checks notes - $21 million Montecito mansion with Meghan Markle.
But now that looks like it could all unravel because of a row over his US visa application, with a judge set to rule on whether to release the records.
It all hinges on whether all the drug-taking Harry detailed in his book Spare made it onto the form. If it did, questions will be asked about why the visa was granted. If not he could be kicked out of the US and back to those nasty palaces.
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▲ TAYLOR MADE
Is it strange how these days all the hints we get about Taylor Swift’s life come via the medium of two men talking rubbish on a podcast sponsored by a sandwich company?
Her boyfriend Travis Kelce has one with his brother Jason and this week fans were convinced he has proposed to the singer. Why? Because Jason persistently referred to him being “The Wedding Singer” before staring straight at the camera in silence as his brother laughed nervously.
It was enough for some fans, with one writing: “It's on like Donky Kong! They are totally going to make an announcement about their engagement soon!” And Subway can cater the party!
This was a disgrace. This was a rigged trial by a conflicted judge who was corrupt.
▲ COMMON CENTS
Rap legend 50 Cent once blew $470m and ended up bankrupt. Has he learnt his lesson? Well, you be the judge.
The music legend reportedly just turned up at a fancy restaurant in the Hamptons and spent tens of thousands of dollars on champagne for a bunch of strangers. Cheers!
The smart part of the money-blowing? He spent it all on Le Chemin du Roi, a bubbly brand owned by someone called, erm… 50 Cent.
Q: POP QUIZ
Now in reality 50 Cent is known as Curtis James Jackson III - but can you identify these other famous stars from their birth names?
Rakim Athelaston Mayers
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
Belcalis Almanzar
Sean Carter
Onika Tanya Maraj
Scroll down for the answers.
▲ MODERN SURGERY
How many times have we heard the rich and famous insisting they’ll never have surgery (while secretly having loads)?
So three cheers for this very honest take from Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara: “I’m going to do every plastic surgery that I can do when I’m ready.”
In fact, she said, the only thing stopping her is the amount of time it takes to recover, saying: “I wish I had more downtime - I would’ve done stuff already.”
▼ KHLO ONE TO HELP ME
Spare a thought for Khloe Kardashian who is absolutely “exhausted” having to look after her two children - complaining: “I don’t have nannies at night.”
Complaining to sister Kourtney that Tristan Thompson, with whom she co-parents, is away, she said: “I make all of her lunches, I make her dinners, I do everything.”
There was limited sympathy from some quarters. “Just a chef, housekeeper, personal trainer. … Poor woman,” wrote one fan. Is that… sarcasm?
A: POP QUIZ
Did you get this lot? If you did drop us a line and receive our eternal respect. The answers are…
Rakim Athelaston Mayers (ASAP Rocky)
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (Lady Gaga)
Belcalis Almanzar (Cardi B)
Sean Carter (Jay Z)
Onika Tanya Maraj (Nicki Minaj)
UNDER THE RADAR
Here’s some other stories you might have missed this week…
The house from Home Alone is for sale - but you need to be as rich as Macauley Culkin to buy it
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's daughter Shiloh drops famous dad's last name
Will Smith and Jada make first joint appearance since separation reveal
Eminem has a bunch of new stars to start feuds with in his new song
Mike Tyson, 57, in health scare ahead of boxing match with Jake Paul, 27
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