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Kylie Jenner’s maybe-baby
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KYLIE LIKELY?
Hello and welcome to The Shock Exchange as rumors continue to persist over whether Kylie Jenner is or is not pregnant with the baby of Willy Wonka.
But why does everyone suddenly think she’s having a baby with the magical chocolatier - aka her actor boyfriend Timothee Chalamet? One of the main reasons seems to be that she was seen in a tracksuit at a memorial service.
And that’s just the start of the theorizing. Disrespectful or pregnant? Whichever it might be, Kylie is not saying a word.
WHO’S HOT, WHO’S NOT
▲ Ryan Seacrest - as TV star split from model girlfriend Aubrey Paige
▲ Kourtney Kardashian - Travis Barker leaves ‘thirsty’ comment on her pic
▲ Victoria Beckham - Spice Girls reunite at her 50th birthday party
▼ Megan Thee Stallion - accused of harassment by cameraman
▼ Emma Stone - reacts to fans thinking she called Jimmy Kimmel a ‘p****’
▼ David Pecker - spike as ex-news boss testifies at Trump trial
▼ SWIFT PINT
There’s Taylor Swift, there’s Peak Taylor, but surely here we have reached Maximum Taylor. The singer’s latest swipe at an ex has caused a railway-side pub serving “soggy Yorkshires” (yes, that’s British food) to be mobbed by fans.
Her song The Black Dog was initially thought to be about feeling down until someone spotted a lyric where she caught an ex sloping off there - actor Joe Alwyn is firmly in the frame - referred to a London pub. We’ve been there and it’s perfectly nice.
Now so many people have turned up that the place has been overwhelmed. And no, fans weren’t there for the pickled fish or hot toddy (British food again we’re afraid) on the menu.
▲ TAYLOR V KIM
Another cryptic swipe buried in Taylor’s album is a clear swipe at Kim Kardashian - and you don’t need the Big Book of British Pubs to figure this one out.
Fans soon spotted the capitals in her track thanK you aIMee spelt out K-I-M. And the lyrics, about a school bully, are savage. “It wasn't a fair fight / Or a clean kill each time that Aimee stompеd across my grave,” she sings.
Taylor of course has been locked in a feud with Kim and ex Kanye West over what she called a “fully manufactured frame job”. However, KK isn’t getting involved this time round, with a source explaining: “She’s over it.” Boo.
▼ THREESOME WITH KANYE
You may not want to know this, but we’re going to tell you anyway. Kanye has been talking about who he wants to have a threesome with.
His wife Bianca Censori, who he called “best undressed”, is involved. But who else? "Michelle Obama," he said. "Got to f**k the President's wife.”
Got to, have you Kanye? The star added, in his typically humble manner: “God runs the world. I am God, I run the world. Let me make that very clear."
We went to this therapist to talk about our boundaries - what we could and couldn't accept about each other. Instead, he just broke up within the first minute.
Q: POP QUIZ
In honor of Victoria Beckham’s wild birthday this week, we want to ask: can you match the singer to the famous sportsman they are married to?
Your musical trio are: Carrie Underwood, Enrique Iglesias and Jessica Simpson.
Scroll down for the answer.
▲ MORE MARKLE SPARKLE
Meghan-watchers (hello) reckon that the Duchess has traded in her engagement ring for a much larger model after fans zoomed in on a pic of her posing with her old Suits co-star.
So has Markle given herself a lot more sparkle? “I’ve been saying she took wedding ring off to slowly change the size of the diamond. It wasn’t big enough for her,” wrote one fan.
Another agreed: “Is it just me or has #MeghanMarkle’s engagement ring doubled in size?” Judge for yourself.
▲ SOFIA’S GLORI-US HOME
Modern Family beauty Sofia Vergara will not be short of cash if the re-runs dry up. She’s just sold her jaw-dropping Beverly Hills house for $13.7million.
Yes that’s a lot, but it’s not as much as the Gloria Delgado-Pritchett actress and her ex Joe Manganiello wanted for the place back when they first listed it in 2022.
The home has a spa, pool, a gym and its own movie theater, but there were still no takers for $19.6million. Consider us shocked.
▼ GISELLE-PLATES
No one likes getting a parking ticket, but supermodel Gisele Bündchen appeared to burst into floods of tears after getting one this week.
So did the cop take pity on the seemingly sobbing woman in the Mercedes G-Wagon? Did he put a comforting arm round the shoulder of the world-famous star? Was he so awed by her beauty he couldn’t carry on?
Nah not a bit of it. Ticket!
Q: POP QUIZ
OK here come the answers…
Carrie Underwood is with hockey star Mike Fisher.
Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova have been together for decades.
Jessia Simpson is with former NFL star Eric Johnson.
UNDER THE RADAR
Here’s some other stories you might have missed this week…
Joe Biden signs a bill banning TikTok in the US - he does not dance while doing so
Lisa Vanderpump hits back at Jax Taylor’s claim her show is scripted
The Office US stars Steve Carell and John Krasinski in emotional on-camera reunion
The Simpsons has killed off one of its longest-serving characters after 30 years
Curb’s Cheryl Hines has revealed her connection to OJ Simpson