King Charles gets Satanic

DON’T BELIEB IT!

Hello and welcome to the Shock Exchange in the week that Justin and Hailey Bieber delivered possibly the greatest ever reply to the persistent rumor that their marriage was on the rocks.

The pair shared a video of them looking all loved-up together - before the camera panned out to reveal she is pregnant.

The Biebers have already picked a name according to one source who excitedly spilled details on their baby plans. But given the sources had been predicting their divorce for months, should we really trust them?

WHO’S HOT, WHO’S NOT

▲ Taylor Swift - has another new song in the pipeline

▲ Stevie Wonder - singing legend gets Ghanaian citizenship

▲ Chrissy Teigan - returns to Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue after 10yrs

▼ Kelly Clarkson - sets record straight on Ozempic rumors

▼ Trophy Eyes - woman paralyzed by rocker’s stage jump into crowd

▼ Isla Fisher - breaks silence after Sacha Baron Cohen split

▲ ZUCK’S LITTLE BIRTHDAY

When billionaires celebrate big birthdays things get weird and Mark Zuckerberg is no exception, celebrating his 40th looking like he was about to front a rap collective in a big black T-shirt and a chain.

No, that’s not the weird bit. That fell to the Facebook boss’ wife Priscilla who recreated a series of key locations from his life but slightly smaller than they were in reality.

Hence we got treated to the sight of Mark awkwardly crammed into a recreation of his Harvard dorm, where he was pictured alongside Bill Gates, sat on a tiny sofa in a pair of blue jogging shorts. And we will never unsee it.

▼ KING OF THE HELL

You could be forgiven for thinking King Charles had taken a turn for the evil. He’s stripped son Prince Harry of command of his former army regiment and given it to William instead. He’s refused to see him and gone to a garden party instead.

Fair enough you might think - he did what was described as a “hatchet job” on the family in the fastest selling non-fiction book of all time.

But now Charles has appeared looking for all the words like a genuine movie baddie in an alarmingly red new portrait where fans feared he was “in hell”. As one fan wrote: “It’s giving King Charles, Satan, Beelzebub, Abaddon, Lucifer, Leviathan the III vibes’.”

▼ SOPHIE: I WAS THRONE

Game of Thrones star Sophie Turner and Jonas Brothers singer Nick Jonas were a showbiz power couple before shocking the world last year by announcing they were splitting.

The star revealed that when the headlines started flying she was in the UK filming while he was in the States with the kids - meaning mum-shaming stories of her going out partying started piling up.

“I was watching a movie of my life that I hadn't written, hadn't produced, or starred in,” she said this week. “It was shocking. I'm still in shock.”

Q: POP QUIZ

As the fallout from Tom Brady’s comedy roast continues - Kim Kardashian reportedly called it “abuse” - can you figure out who’s getting roasted in these quotes from previous shows?

1. “You're just like Bruce Willis. You know, you were big in the '80s and now your old slot's being filled with Ashton Kutcher.”

2. “Darling, you were supposed to explore the galaxy…not fill it!”

3. “Please welcome the second worst tragedy to ever hit New York City”

▲ SWIPE IN ONE DIRECTION

One Direction star Zayn Malik has been booted off Tinder. Too much ghosting? Ungentlemanly behavior? No. He’s got the boot because he looked too much… like himself.

In a rare example of reverse-Catfishing that you might as well take as a compliment, the single star complained people passing through Bucks County, PA, where he now lives on a farm, didn’t believe it was him.

Zayn explained: “Everyone accused me of catfishing. They're like, 'What are you using Zayn Malik's pictures for?' I've been kicked off once or twice."

▼ DANGER SEIN

Warning: the following sentence is going to make you feel like you’ve slipped through a wormhole and woken up in the late 90s. Jerry Seinfield and Howard Stern are having a fight.

The sitcom legend suggested the DJ - please pause here to consider both these men are now in their 70s - wasn’t funny, adding that he’d been “outflanked” by podcasters

In the end, it was left to the wives to make peace with Mrs Stern calling Mrs Seinfield and prompting what was described as a groveling apology “for a really long time”. Serenity now.

▲ PITTIN’ ON THE RITZ

With Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as parents this kid was always going to be a star, but even avid showbiz-watchers have been impressed by Shiloh’s epic dance moves.

The 17-year-old proved an absolute force of nature on the dance floor in a video that went viral this week.

But is Brad taking any credit? “I don't know where she got it from. I'm Mr Two-Left-Feet here,” he said. We’ll take that as a no.

▲ THE REAL MOUSEWIVES

Kyle Richards barricaded herself in her car and tried to attract passers-by for help after finding herself stalked… by a rat.

The rodent clamped its furry face against her window and stared through the glass while the Real Housewives star started hyperventilating in a hilarious video she shared online.

Not everyone was convinced the fear factor was deserved. Chrissy Teigan wrote: “Oh my god he’s so f**king cute I’d die of happiness!!”

A: POP QUIZ

OK here come your answers… did we all guess the last one?

1. “You're just like Bruce Willis. You know, you were big in the '80s and now your old slot's being filled with Ashton Kutcher.” (Charlie Sheen)

2. “Darling, you were supposed to explore the galaxy…not fill it!” (William Shatner)

3. “Please welcome the second worst tragedy to ever hit New York City” (Donald Trump)

UNDER THE RADAR

Here’s some other stories you might have missed this week…

• Tom Cruise’s daughter Suri has reportedly ditched his last name

• Steve Buscemi punched in the face - but cops are on the case

• Sister Wives star Garrison Brown’s cause of death confirmed

• Ariana Grade’s Wicked Movie’s first trailer arrives

• Lil Baby music video filming interrupted by gunshots!