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KANYE UNDER FIRE
Hello and welcome to The Shock Exchange - your guide to who’s up and who’s down in showbiz as we celebrate 30 glorious free editions (you’re welcome).
Firmly in the ‘bad week’ column this week: Kanye West, who is being sued by his former assistant over lurid sexual harassment claims.
Not only that but new photos show his house is falling down. Shots of his $2.2million Calabasas ranch show it vacant and abandoned with the entrance in utter ruins.
WHO’S HOT, WHO’S NOT
▲ Jennifer Aniston - gets emotional talking Friends 30 years on
▲ Kendall Jenner - sends fans wild by posing in string bikini
▲ Dolly Parton - country legend launches huge comeback
▼ Halsey - reveals illness saying ‘I’m lucky to be alive’
▼ Kevin Costner - refuses to shorten his Whitney Houston eulogy
▼ Sydney Sweeney - buys $13m pad with its own aquarium
▲ BRIDGERTON GETS REAL
What in the Bridgerton is going on here? The 33-year-old Duke of Westminster is getting married to Olivia Henson today and some of the wedding details have to be seen to be believed.
First of all the Duke, Hugh Grosvenor, is worth $12.8 billion so there’s a free bar. Not just that, there’s free ice-cream for every single person in Chester, where the ‘I do’s are taking place, and he’s paid for 100,000 flowers to be planted in the city.
Even the usher is just about as high-society as you can get. It’s a little-known guy called Prince William, aka the future King of England.
▲ SUPER TAY
Taylor Swift has come out swinging for Lady Gaga after false reports that the Bad Romance singer was secretly pregnant.
The star shut down rumors writing: “Not pregnant - just down bad cryin at the gym.” However, Tay was much more combative with the critics.
She fumed: “Can we all agree that it's invasive and irresponsible to comment on a woman's body. Gaga doesn't owe anyone an explanation and neither does any woman.”
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▼ REINDEER OH DEAR
What’s the most expensive Netflix show ever made? Well, if a new defamation case succeeds, it could well be Baby Reindeer.
Fiona Harvey, who says the character Martha is based on her, is suing the streaming platform seeking $170 million according to new legal documents.
She denies going to court or prison like the character in the drama - which was billed as a “true story” - and says viewers were able to figure out her identity from the show.
The ghost urinated in my friend's toilet... And cleared all of his messages from his phone.
Q: POP QUIZ
This week it was revealed a new Wallace and Gromit is coming to screens with evil penguin/wannabe chicken Feathers McGraw at the center of the action.
The new flick is called Vengeance Most Fowl (of course it is). But can you spot which of these pun-tastic W&G titles isn’t real?
A Matter of Loaf And Death
Cheese A Jolly Good Fellow
Live And Let Pie
▼ SMART, ALEC?
Alec Baldwin is awaiting trial for involuntary manslaughter over the death of Halyna Hutchins, who was shot on the set of his movie Rust.
The star, who is facing 18 months in jail, has denied wrongdoing but many are asking: is now really the best time to launch a jaunty new reality show… about yourself?
According to the actor, TLC’s The Baldwins will feature “the good, the bad, the wild and the crazy” of his life with wife Hilaria. It will air next year - but by that point the star could already have been sent to jail.
▲ SCOTT’S ON A ROLL
Kourtney Kardashian has urged Scott Disick to stop losing weight after he was seen looking thinner than ever.
But now we’ve heard what he was chomping every day before slimming down, how could he not? The star revealed he was eating an entire box of Hawaiian Rolls - and washing them back with 20 cans of ginger ale.
Just that together clocks up in the region of 3,800 calories. Or, to put that another way, well over a thousand more calories than recommended. Hawaii five-oh!
▼ KIM’S INNER CIRCLE
Kim Kardashian’s 43rd birthday was back in October but footage of her party is just emerging - with the seating plan giving an intriguing glimpse at who’s in her inner circle these days.
Among two new arrivals on Team Kim were Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka, who had a prize spot at the bash, seated at the reality titan’s right-hand side.
And just a couple of seats down: another Shock Exchange favorite, Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos’ glam fiance Lauren Sánchez, rubbing shoulders with her childhood friends Allison Statter and Malika Haqq.
A: POP QUIZ
Answer time - those Wallace and Gromit titles were of all course all fake apart from A Matter of Loaf and Death, which came out in 2008.
To see the - incredibly brief - trailer for the latest outing click here.
UNDER THE RADAR
Here’s some other stories you might have missed this week…
Die Hard 2 and the Waltons star Tom Bower dead aged 86
Ed Sheeran reveals why he hasn’t had a cellphone for a decade
Boy Meets World star Trina McGee announces pregnancy at 54
Wheel of Fortune’s Pat Sajak says show allowed him to be a better dad
There’s a new Hunger Games - with book out next year
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