Harry Styles’ baby

J.LO GOES SO.LO

Hello and welcome to The Shock Exchange, your weekly look at who’s up and who’s down in showbiz in the week the world whispered: are Bennifer over… again?

Well, first the good news. The couple - who do have form for dramatically splitting up -  were photographed together looking perfectly happy in her car on Sunday.

Now the bad. There’s all the unnamed ‘sources’ heralding their demise, plus that shot of Ben without his wedding ring, and the fact they’ve not gone out together in months. Then there’s the post Jen liked about struggling in “a relationship with someone who is disconnected from themselves.” Uh. Oh.

WHO’S HOT, WHO’S NOT

▲ Taylor Swift - after her whole dress comes off in wardrobe malfunction

▲ Angelina Jolie - after twist in her Brad Pitt legal battle

▲ The Apprentice - Trump team slam film about him as “pure fiction”

▼ Britney Spears - says nerve damage affects her ability to think

▼ The Voice - spike in search as Asher HaVon triumphs

▼ Elvis Presley - foreclosure of Graceland dramatically halted

▼ ROWING WITH ROWLAND

Kelly Rowland might not even be the most famous person in her band, but the Destiny’s Child star wasn’t about to take any nonsense on the red carpet.

She was seen arguing with a security guard at the Cannes Film Festival, apparently after they stepped on her dress, with the singer wheeling around and delivering a full finger-pointing telling off.

What did she say? Well, this is where the celebrity lip readers step in. They reckon Kelly’s words were: “'Don't talk to me like that. You're not my momma. I told you not to talk to me like that.”

▲ HARRY STYLES’ BABY

We’re always being told the benefits that artificial intelligence can bring. But what better use can there be than showing us what celebrity children would look like, if only the relationships had worked out.

The technology has now brought us the kids of Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez and even Notebook stars Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams.

Cute… or just the most creepy thing you’ve ever seen in your life?

▼ PERRY DRUGS RIDDLE

The aftermath of Friends actor Matthew Perry’s death took a fresh turn this week after authorities opened an investigation into how he got his hands on the ketamine that killed him.

Police in LA are looking into how the drug - listed as the primary cause of his passing - got to the Chandler Bing star, after he was discovered face down in his hot tub.

It seems like an unexpected avenue but the police have had success with this before. When rapper Mac Miller died from an overdose, two of the men who provided him with fentanyl were convicted of distributing it and jailed.

Q: POP QUIZ

As Katy Perry looks like she’s about to make a comeback with new music, can you put these long-reigning US music queens into order of age - youngest to oldest?

Miley Cyrus

Katy Perry

Ariana Grande

Taylor Swift

Scroll down for the answer.

▲ PAINT WITH KATE

Last night we brought you a portrait of Charles where he looked like a sort-of British Satan (would you care for another hell crumpet, old boy?)

This week it was Princess of Wales Kate Middleton who got the painting treatment in a portrait by artist Hannah Uzor. The only problem: fans insisted it looked absolutely nothing like her.

One insisted it just “needed a bit more work on it” adding: “Maybe a year more.”

▼ DIDDY UNDER FIRE

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs can’t be prosecuted for attacking then-girlfriend Cassie Ventura in a hotel - which he called “inexcusable” once a shocking security video came to light.

That’s because it happened in 2016 which is too late - or to use the police jargon “occurred beyond the timeline” - for an assault prosecution. However, the star is far from out of the woods.

Model Crystal McKinney has accused him of drugging and sexually assaulting her in 2003 and it’s just the latest in a string of allegations against him. When the first lawsuits were filed, the rapper said alleged victims were looking for "a quick pay day". At time of writing he’s been silent.

▲ KIM GOES KRAZY

Kim Kardashian has long wanted to be a top lawyer. Judging by her latest outburst at sister Khloe it’s lucky she didn’t decide to go into motivational speaking.

A new clip shows her dishing up a full buffett of insults, calling her younger sibling a misery, saying she’s ‘unbearable these days” and accusing her of having a “stick up her a**”.

It seems Kim’s in no mood to be making friends after being booed on stage and getting targeted by Taylor Swift fans.

A: POP QUIZ

So did you get this lot right? The correct order is…

Ariana Grande, 30

Miley Cyrus, 31

Taylor Swift, 34

Katy Perry, 39

UNDER THE RADAR

Here’s some other stories you might have missed this week…

• Young Sheldon star Montana Jordan welcomes baby girl

• Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is facing a new sexual assault lawsuit 

• Train founding member Charlie Colin dead after falling in the shower

• Seinfeld's Michael Richards 'not looking for comeback' after racial outburst